Would you rather:..

have a giant sunflower grow out of the top of your head OR cotton balls under your arms? Cottonballs, not that big a change

always yell at the top of your lungs OR never be able to speak above a whisper? Whisper, would be a HUGE change

not be able to say the letter 'B' OR make all your 'S' sounds like 'SH'?

Would miss 'B' sounds, so I'll take the profound lisp

eat EVERYTHING covered with chocolate sauce OR have a side of graham crackers with every meal? Graham cracker crumbs rule, pass the milk!