Pre-Flight Check

FYI:

1. No, I am not a pilot, though I play one on TV.
2. No, I am not an A&P Mechanic (plane mechanic), though I have been know to change my own oil...
3. in my Mustang, which has been known to fly down the I-5 corridor, as well as, other choice locations,
4. And after getting soaked in transmission fluid, the only think I change is my oil.
5. Yes, I would like to be a pilot someday, but a grave fear of heights keeps me from my dream.
6. Yes, I actually have some A&P Mech Training.
7. No, I have no speeding tickets in this particular Mustang.
8. Yes, I was active in the Aviation industry at a regional airport.
9. Yes, this work experience does serve as the back drop for many of my stories.
10. Yes, I am spontaneously combustable.

So, like it or lump it.

And, no smoking with in 500 Feet.